The Poundcake Collective

My sisters wrote my obituary. Joke’s on them.

ready to read 4/4 As it turns out, my last blog post was the real April Fools’ joke. Apparently if you take a deficient immune system and overload it with organic cottage cheese and local eggs, you get an acute immune rash reaction to both. An allergic reaction similar to hives. No more eggs. No …

The Compound Effect | 1/20

Liberation Day Reflections “It’s going to look like nothing at first, until it looks like everything.” – @_aholliday A ‘snow day,’ MLK day, and Inauguration Day all on the same Monday?! A trifecta of happiness, thou my boss still wanted me to go into the insurance office today for training w/ handling new projects. (Busy …

Eager, Obedient, and Devoted. | 12/29

Setting 2025 Intentions (spicy art credit here) If it’s not clear by now, I’m not meant for casual. I’m meant for soul crushing devotion, as depicted in the art above. A strong last weekend of 2024, and with the help of God on a Sunday, the last of the attic boxes have made their way …

Raising the Bar & Silently Screaming | 9/6

“You look pretty when you’re a struggling, desperate mess for me.” The static nerves in my right palm, and fingers, have been on and off since penning a handwritten note to C.J. all of Monday night, and Tuesday. I mailed out the Labor Day love note, on Wednesday, because it’s now been 11 years since …

Luck of the Dutch | 3/17

‘Eternal Sunshine Of a Cloudy Mind‘ Ten years ago, this month, I changed my life by getting a job at the local lobster house. C.J. was so proud of me back then. He told me “do your hair and makeup everyday, and get that money.” Teardrops fell on my phone reading his texts in my …

Stripping With The Stars | 3/3

When I was a baby stripper, 20 years old, an hour away from my hometown, in the city, I met a dancer who helped enable me to make some money. She was the only girl I immediately connected with in the locker room. ‘Amber’ just so happened to grow up with my ex boyfriend on …

The First Collab | 2/14

February 13th: It’s a snow day today across Massachusetts, but I found a way to walk around a craft store the day before Valentines Day. Tomorrow is my first G/G, threesome experience… and it’s being streamed live on Chaturbate. I feel all the nervous butterflies while looking for V-Day decor in an empty store, while …

‘High Risk, High Reward’ | 11/11

An Open Letter to My Long-Lost Soulmate (and Exxxotica Expo Recap) Forever ago, during my movie theater interview, you told me your favorite color is purple (but maybe that was a flirtatious lie because my shirt was purple that day), and your birthday has been the passcode to my RobinHood portfolio for years… you like …