Where Imagination Meets Reality
An Open Letter to My Long-Lost Soulmate (and Exxxotica Expo Recap) Forever ago, during my movie theater interview, you told me your favorite color is purple (but maybe that was a flirtatious lie because my shirt was purple that day), and your birthday has been the passcode to my RobinHood portfolio for years… you like …
Girls who have been on Tinder since 18, apparently, become blowjob professionals by 21, did you know? TikTok females this last summer showed me the “Glug-Glug 9000.” *Update- It’s actually called ‘The Gluck-Gluck 9000‘ and it’s an episode on the “Call Her Daddy” podcast.* Google it for more details. You need a king-sized cock, 1st …
Its been 3 weeks since my dominant told me to ‘get lost.’ He was unaware that his favorite naughty tan lines take 24 hours to develop post-salon spray.. After drinking and partying a couple nights, he thought he could unexpectedly drop by for just a quick fuck?? (His cum is so sweet, but surely not …